I never thought I would write those words.
But if you have kids, or grandkids, and you live in the UK, go eat at McDonalds.
Why? Because the fast-food chain has tied up with the Roald Dahl estate and the National Literacy Trust to give away millions of copies of books by Roald Dahl with Happy Meals ordered at their restaurants over the coming six weeks.
So forget the diet and feed the youngsters’ minds.
Make mine a Big Mac and Fries to go!